Jul 17, 2013
One afternoon, the CEO of The Pig Turd was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We're translators, and we don't have any money for food," the man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the CEO of The Pig Turd said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the CEO of The Pig Turd replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the CEO of The Pig Turd answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the translators turned to the CEO of The Pig Turd and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The CEO of The Pig Turd replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!"